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Oh Blady Oh Bala

by admin, July 4, 2008

It’s seems like the following pattern has developed in the political arena. Who and who will defect today. No la where got, tomorrow. Who and who will cast no-confidence vote today. Then do a no-show tomorrow. But the mother of all flip-flops, the one I’m disappointed the most so far, is private investigator Balasubramaniam’s retracting his statutory declaration of Najib’s involvement in Altantuya’s murder within 24 hours. I’m getting really sick and fedup reading these political flip-flops.

Oh how I wanted that first statutory declaration to stick to Najib’s arse and bring him down good! Sorry for being blunt but personally, I’ve pretty much concluded that Najib is the murderer and should be sent to hell. Pak Lah is right when he says an accused usually denies his crime when asked about Anwar Ibrahim’s latest sodomy allegation. Najib went to great lengths to deny and ensure his name not be mentioned in Altantuya’s court. His name became more elusive than Voldemort’s.

It’s terribly blatant who stands to gain the most in Balasubramaniam’s second statutory declaration which is supposedly made under duress. In other words, and I really do want to spare Balasubramaniam the benefit of the doubt, something must have happened behind the scene to make him retract his first statutory declaration hence removing all mentioning of Najib’s name in connection with Altantuya’s murder. Something really bad, intimidating and perhaps even life-threatening to him and his family I suppose. We will never know unless the whole federal government is overthrown and UMNO can be brought against an honest judiciary court.

Najib will do all he can within his abused powers to cover up his lies. Even if it takes threatening and killing many more lives to protect his own ass. To imagine this man could one day assume the role of Prime Minister of Malaysia is a scary thought.

Wake up Malaysians. Do what’s right. The opposition may not be perfect but that’s really the only choice we have to resuscitate a dying Malaysia. Do not let this man lead UMNO to destroy our country. A murderer as Prime Minister of Malaysia? Even Mahathir, with all his wrongdoings, pales in comparison.

  1. SEX AND THE C4

    Sodomy is a useful word
    recently said and heard,
    in Malaysian homes and offices
    it’s all about famous orifices.
    What is going on, you wonder
    when Bala steals the thunder,
    finger pointing the magic word
    to the delight of a horny herd
    Organs united, names forgotten?
    VIPs are really rotten
    Saifool he knows and did not know
    doubts about Aminah begin to grow
    of whose loose lips he was afraid
    but liked her other end instead;
    of course he knew it wasn’t right
    but it felt so good and tight!
    You could not hump like Greeks
    the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
    what her hubby found so succulent
    was making Rosmah trucculent.
    And so she thought, the time was due
    for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
    Enter the analyst, not so anal,
    who found the girl too banal;
    fearing supernatural harm
    from her juicy feminine charm,
    he hired Bala straightaway
    to keep the honeytrap at bay
    but private dicks were of no match
    for Aminah’s superlative snatch
    and now that Najib had had his fill,
    he would not share the till;
    right after the submarine deal,
    Aminah’s fate he would seal.
    Now Rosmah had one idea
    on how to kenakan dia
    “Let’s bomb the bombshell,
    let’s send her to hell.”
    Thus perished the hapless beauty
    after translation and booty duty;
    now Rosmah’s ass was happy
    until one blogger got yappy;
    this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
    yet to sue she has no desire.
    But Najib’s part in this murder
    will travel much further;
    despite his media actions
    and one or two retractions,
    some questions will remain
    a big part of his bane–
    how did Altantuya really die?
    and why did he have to lie?
    Did he pay off Bala savvily,
    or threaten to C4 his family?
    What acts could be more despised?
    With his money, we’re not surprised;
    after all, he’s such a bully beast,
    to him and him alone, at least,
    magic words that cannot apply–
    are useful for making rivals die.

    — Lord Najib the Wort,

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