• Why I hate Toblerone

This is easy. It’s the shape goddammit. I understand the triangle chocolates are an identity for Toblerone. But it just doesn’t work for me. It’s not as bad when I have the conveniece of unwrapping, cutting it into small pieces and eating it at home. But I would never buy a Toblerone bar, say at the movies cos simply without a knife, I could never bite into the chunks. The peak of the triangle hurts the roof of my mouth. Toblerone may never change its trademark triangle chocs. But I belong to those who find Toblerones very hard to eat. Nothing to do with its taste, its delicious, but simply it being triangle. And that is all it takes to make me choose the choc bar next to the Toblerones at the store.